Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.
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Other people: I just ran three marathons, biked seventy miles, and swam Lake Michigan.
Me: I ran up the stairs and didn’t get winded
Just a reminder that Canadian troops literally crucified German troops in WWI after news spread of a tortured Canadian soldier and so the next time you make a “Sorry, Eh” or a Timmies joke just remember to thank god you’re never going to war with Canada.
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my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
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penis lol: holynipples: YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS
SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT...
YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS
SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT A FEW YEARS AGO WE FOUND SOME RANDOM GUYS PICTURE ON THE INTERNET AND MADE A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR HIM AND ADDED PEOPLE THAT WENT TO OUR SCHOOL TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT HIM
HIS NAME WAS LITERALLY PHILLIP IS SALTY
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