Orchestral Chaos

Evan/15/Michigan


Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.

Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.

(Source: menandtheirdogs, via holynipples)

Other people: I just ran three marathons, biked seventy miles, and swam Lake Michigan.

Me: I ran up the stairs and didn’t get winded

tacticalzergface:

Just a reminder that Canadian troops literally crucified German troops in WWI after news spread of a tortured Canadian soldier and so the next time you make a “Sorry, Eh” or a Timmies joke just remember to thank god you’re never going to war with Canada.

(Source: sexecutive-outcums, via 40-1)

tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

(Source: seasexual, via 40-1)

darkriku5:

My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then Dinner was on John. 

(via satan-official)

xinnyx:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

Because I need this on my blog again.

(via satan-official)

kingorb:

me on my way to fuck yo bitch

kingorb:

me on my way to fuck yo bitch

(Source: shovelfucker, via satan-official)

penis lol: holynipples: YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT...

holynipples:

YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS

SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT A FEW YEARS AGO WE FOUND SOME RANDOM GUYS PICTURE ON THE INTERNET AND MADE A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR HIM AND ADDED PEOPLE THAT WENT TO OUR SCHOOL TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT HIM

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HIS NAME WAS LITERALLY PHILLIP IS SALTY

strawberry-fox:

all of my heart

strawberry-fox:

all of my heart

(Source: toxic-spectrum, via 40-1)

collegehumor:

Star Wars PSA’s
Especially on the treacherous Forest Moon of Endor roads.

collegehumor:

Star Wars PSA’s

Especially on the treacherous Forest Moon of Endor roads.