Other people: I just ran three marathons, biked seventy miles, and swam Lake Michigan.
Me: I ran up the stairs and didn’t get winded
Just a reminder that Canadian troops literally crucified German troops in WWI after news spread of a tortured Canadian soldier and so the next time you make a “Sorry, Eh” or a Timmies joke just remember to thank god you’re never going to war with Canada.
my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you
here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]
I refuse to apologize for art
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS A TEACHER FROM MY SCHOOL?????